COFFEE and SARCASM because you don't know how to cook or
sleep by yourself. You have a variety of INTERESTS, so many,
in fact, that it is difficult to keep track of them.
You have a passion for SCIENCE, competition and CRUSHING THE HOPES AND
DREAMS OF YOUR OPPONENTS. You enjoy typical
California activities such as SURFING and BEING BLONDE. You partake in the
art of RUINING NICE PHOTOS by making dumb and/or unattractive faces.
And, you happen to look quite DASHING in a TOP HAT and a MOUSTACHE.
What will you do?