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Here's a list of my characters for my Bleach AU!

:bulletblack: Gotei 10

:bulletblack:No squad
Jo Morelli
Matt Alder

:bulletblack: 1st Division
Captain Hattori Fuu
Captain Regan
Lieutenant Oda Seiichi
3rd Seat Rani Tsetsen
Unseated Cosima Oda
Former Captain Sir Merek

:bulletblack: 2nd Division
Captain Tachibana Jun
Captain Altajin
Lieutenant Hayashihara Aiko
Lieutenant Tetsutenki Daisuke
3rd Seat Dar Hmida
7th Seat Isonash
14th Seat Cory Barton
18th Seat Yoshida Hiro

:bulletblack: 3rd Division
Captain Layla Vital
Lieutenant Reuben Rockwell
Lieutenant Marlen Adams
5th Seat Chris Perri
6th Seat Ryoji Van
9th Seat Mizumizushii Kaminira
11th Seat Chesa Tsetsen
12th Seat Shiro Perri
Unseated Oda Shinichi

:bulletblack: 4th Division
Captain Grant Rostov
Captain Victoria Faulkner
Lieutenant Risten
3rd Seat Akar Tsetsen
4th Seat Camilia Danaiv
10th Seat Ketu Tsetsen
15th Seat Tara Tsetsen

:bulletblack: 5th Division
Captain Tasunka Sota
Captain Shawna Kings
Lieutenant Lana Mahi'ai
Lieutenant Constin Serban
4th Seat Daniel Raine
8th Seat Dohna Tsetsen

:bulletblack: 6th Division
Captain Clio Erganes
Captain Merek the 2nd
Lieutenant Sauria Tsalagi
3rd Seat Meiga
4th Seat Annabelle Perri
5th Seat Klara Yevtukh
6th Seat Senge Tsetsen

:bulletblack: 7th Division
Captain Yolotli Tenoch
Captain Song Li
Lieutenant Scott Kings
Lieutenant Zhao Xiang
3rd Seat Aurelia Morelli
5th Seat Gina Mori
6th Seat Kame Mori
19th Seat Ben Crow
20th Seat Kona Tsetsen

:bulletblack: 8th Division
Captain Lise Rockwell
Captain Nitin Ruto
Lieutenant Pieter Wait
Lieutenant Consuela Valdez
6th Seat Nkosi Mubarak
7th Seat Åke Stevensson
9th Seat Tenzin Tsetsen

:bulletblack: 9th Division
Captain Kelzang Dorje
Captain Cesyl Abrogar
Lieutenant Kato Tsetsen
Lieutenant Craig MacAslan
3rd Seat Fionna MacAslan
10th Seat Indira Tsetsen

:bulletblack: Kido Corps
Grand Chief Eliot Rios
Vice Chief Mu
Former Grand Chief Jeon Don

:bulletblack: L Division
Senior Member Sosh Rostov
Senior Member Yoh Chang
Senior Member Tatum Silva
Senior Member Jeon Don
Junior Member Samantha Roscoe

:bulletblack: Unaffiliated
Awai
Shunkun
Koh
The Prion

:bulletblack: Zodiac Visored
Davi Brose (Dragon)
Carlen Phung (Tiger)
Vanida Dugas (Monkey)
Dominick Ellis (Rabbit)
Joanna Healy (Dog)
Ray Liefsson (Snake)
Tia Lasby (Rat)
Elton Nicoli (Ram)
Lilah Hara (Horse)
Bryce Adessi (Rooster)
DJ Madulin (Ox)
Garret Hana (Boar)
Katherina Maki (Cat)

:bulletblack: No Team
Fullbringer Aysel Demirci
Visored Dominick White
Arrancar Sheva
Arrancar Des Salazar

:bulletblack:Families
Oda Clan
Tachibana Clan
Kings Family
Silva Family

:bulletblack: Organizations
Visored 2.0
Awai
Saisho no Gādian

:bulletblack: Species
Shadow
Aspect

TO DO LIST




For others:
:bulletblack: knightblood Older Knight, fullbody (finished)
:bulletblack: InkieRose KenshinxHikari, intimate (finished)
:bulletblack: Crimson-Agony Hayata ref sheet (Finished)
:bulletblack: dragonofthesand timeskip Sauria ref sheet (inking)
:bulletblack: knightblood Gift commission (not started)
:bulletblack: MamaMoose AT (restarted)
:bulletblack: Merc-Wit-da-Mouth Markos, fullbody shikai (not started)
:bulletblack: Tekken vs Fuu sketch (not started)
:bulletblack: Nemesis vs Jo comic (sketching)
:bulletblack: Headshot requests (need scanner)
:bulletblack: Headshots for River (sketching)
:bulletblack: Battle High lyriccomic (thumbing)

Perosonal
:bulletblack: ranger shinigami (2/6)
:bulletblack: Sealed Zanpakuto refs (need non-katanas)
:bulletblack: Shikai refs
:bulletblack: Bankai refs
:bulletblack: Fullbody refs v
:bulletblack: Nude refs ^
:bulletblack: Division portraits
:bulletblack: headshots (2/?)
:bulletblack: mini bios, captains (13/20)
:bulletblack: mini bios, lieutenants (5/20)
:bulletblack: mini bios, side characters (*jumps off cliff*)
:bulletblack: Soundtracks
:bulletblack: Wiki pages

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Tagged! aka let's start getting more active here!

Journal Entry: Tue May 26, 2015, 11:32 AM
terminallyCalamitous [TC] began pestering DeviantART [DA] at 12:54



Tagged by InkieRose and dragonofthesand 


1. You must post the rules. 
2. Each person must say 5 things about themselves in their journal. 
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and create ten new questions for the people you tag to answer. 
4. You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal. 
5. No tag backs. 
6. No stuff in the tagging section about "You're tagged if you're reading this". You legitimately have to tag 10 people.

About me:
1.) I once fit 20 regular size marshmallows in my mouth. Chubby bunny!
2.) I can sequence your genome
3.) My favorite skill acquired from working in restaurants and bars is the ability to hold 20 things in one hand
4.) When I get really drunk I think I'm good at parkour
5.) I'm related to the people that made all the stone gargoyles in San Francisco
6.) I actually enjoy vacuuming 
7.) When I was little, instead of a stuffed bear to sleep with I had a 3 ft tall Godzilla toy that had a remote that made it walk around and roar. It was so dope!
8.) I wish my voice was deeper... I've felt that way since I was in 6th grade
9.) I once did a backflip on one of those Zappy electric scooters. It didn't end well
10.) I suffered a head injury in 2013 that makes it really hard for me to recognize people's faces and associate them to names (even people I know). I've gotten good at reading body language and memorizing voices. Character design is pretty decent therapy for that. Because of how it happened though, my parents don't know and that made las year's family reunion pretty wild for me haha


Rose's questions:
1.) What's an story or idea that ended up going flat or just getting left behind? Would you reboot it if you could?

Oh my god so many. I get a lot of ideas but I have no time so I'll draw a few things for them and then have to let it go to focus on other things. My priority is still my Bleach AU and Sector Grey but I would love to kick start that story about the crossdressing knights (that one requires more research than I can handle rn) or this one idea I've had where a college girl makes a deal with a demon to pass all her finals and ends up fighting crime with the demon's powers instead... I have to many story ideas

2.) What song is stuck in your head right now? (if nothing then what is the last one you heard?)

LETS GO TO THE BE EACH LETS GO GET AWAY
THEY SAY WHAT THEY GONNA SAY 
HAVE A DRI INK FOUND THE BUD LIGHT 
BAD BITCHES LIKE ME IS HARD TO COME BY
THE PATRON ON LETS GO GET IT ON
THE ZONE YES IM IN THE ZONE
IS IT TWO, THREE, LEAVE A GOOD TIP 
IMMA BLOW ALL MY MONEY AND I DONT GIVE TWO SHITS

3.) Favorite video game?

UuummmmmMMMMM this is a hard one since they're all so different... tie between Starfox 64, Mass Effect and Majora's Mask

4.) Looking back at when you first drawing/writing, do you wish you could change the first real influence that ultimately effected your style? 

YES for fuck's sake all I did when I was getting 'serious' about art was copy anime screenshots and it really fucked me up for a while

5.) You suddenly have 5,000 USD (not impressive but still) What do you do with it? (you can't spend it on yourself though.) 

I would probably... Probably pay off the ends of a couple friend's debts. Us indebted college folk gotta stick together man

6.) Embarrassing moment from elementary school? 

Welll there was this period of time in 5th grade I think where I kind of became obsessed with death haha (I think my Great Grandpa had just passed away) and I kept inviting people to my funeral... It was weird. Not how you make friends 

7.) Favorite poet/poem? (if not author/writing)

Not super into poetry, but TS Eliot has always appealed to me for the creepy factor of it all
 

8.) Is there a fandom you were more popular in?

Bleach, I guess. I've never been popular but it's the only fandom I've really been involved in

9.) What's your skill level when it comes to cooking? 

I'm actually a good cook. I wasn't until college where I had to learn. I have a family cookbook from my Italian Great Grandma that inspired me... even still I don't really enjoy cooking unless it's for other people

10.) If you could have one mundane superpower (like being able to light candles) what would it be?

I wish I had the ability to spontaneously create pizza whenever I wanted, with whatever toppings I wanted

Dragon's Questions:
1.) If you could be anyone in the world right now, who would you be?

Hawaii put me back in Hawaii putmebackputmebackputmeback

Or exploring Tibet or China honestly anywhere I can hike and discover temples (and be very respectful and hopefully not end up dead yeah)

2.)  Favorite show of all time?

ORPHAN BLACK SHUT UP IT'S THE BEST

Also Parks and Rec is amazing too~ 

3.) Do you prefer driving long distances or flying there?

I Love driving... given it's with a cool roadmate. But I also like to fly.... But flying is a pain in my ass so driving is my pick haha.

4.) You find a wallet with no ID but nearly $4000 in cash. What do you do?

Give it to the police. If no one claims it in a month I get it back anyway! So, if no one claims it I get the money, and if someone does I might get a reward and also I'm not a horrible person. Win win!!

5.) Tea or coffee?

COFFEE SET ME UP A COFFEE IV I'M A BARTENDING LIFEGUARDING SECURITY GUARD TEA IS TOO WEAK FOR THIS LIFESTYLE 

6.) Curse word of choice, if any?

FUCK. It's just the tits

7.) You have the ability to tame and keep any living animal today as your loyal companion, what do you choose?

Give me a tiger cub can you imagine walking a tiger down the street. Yeah you better let me bring pets into the grocery store this is a motherfuckin tiger respect. DUDE I love tigers okay. 

8.) You are given the option to get magical powers, but only at the cost of someone else suffering greatly. You can choose what power(s) you get within reason, but you can't pick or know who suffers the consequences, whether it be your closest friend or the most wanted criminal by the FBI. Do you accept?

Nope. 

9.) Cats or dogs?

I love them both!

10.) If you had the chance to go and explore space, meaning you would discover new planets and other lifeforms, and knowing you'll likely never make it back home, would you?

My answer to this question fluctuates daily

Your questions:
1.) Why did you first join DA? 
2.) Who do you imagine you were in a past life?
3.) What's the worst job you've ever had?
4.) Do you care what strangers online think of you?
5.) Are you sensitive or thick-skinned?
6.) If money wasn't an issue, what would be your ideal job/occupation?
7.) If you could magically master any skill of your choosing, what would it be?
8.) Do you think the way people see you is the way you see yourself? Or do you think you have a 'real you' that people don't normally see?
9.) If you could live in any fictional universe, which would you pick?
10.) If you could switch universes to your answer for 9, would you want a fresh start and go alone or would you want everyone you know from this universe to come with you? (you can't pick individuals, it's either everyone or no one)

CONGRATS you are tagged: 
ummm
Crimson-Agony dragonofthesand Amadalia BlazeKagayaku artlistair Chicky--poo Merc-Wit-da-Mouth and TAGBACK InkieRose HAHAHA


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Your name is JORDAN. You are currently running on nothing but
COFFEE and SARCASM because you don't know how to cook or
sleep by yourself. You have a variety of INTERESTS, so many,
in fact, that it is difficult to keep track of them.
You have a passion for SCIENCE, competition and CRUSHING THE HOPES AND
DREAMS OF YOUR OPPONENTS. You enjoy typical
California activities such as SURFING and BEING BLONDE. You partake in the
art of RUINING NICE PHOTOS by making dumb and/or unattractive faces.
And, you happen to look quite DASHING in a TOP HAT and a MOUSTACHE.

What will you do?



~~

Welcome to my page~ Here you'll find that I am obsessed
with making OCs and stories. At the moment, my main focus
is my Bleach AU called The Big Bang.

Though I do have several other fandoms that
I draw for, including ATLA, Homestuck, Halo, Pokemon, and Naruto (rarely)

I also have several original stories in the works, which
you can read about here: [link]

And I have a joint account just for Homestuck! Seen here- Nerdstuck

And of course, deviantart has let me meet some pretty awesome people!

:iconxbrokenriversx::icondragonofthesand::iconcrimson-agony:
:iconthedarkmia::iconkirasdarklight:
:iconmerc-wit-da-mouth::iconinkierose::iconxerevantes:
:iconrei-kiri::iconlanokir:
:iconmama-moose::iconskurasa::iconknightblood::iconmonsterking777::icondzouri::iconbetneybob::icontiniest-peach-dragon:
:iconamadalia::iconblazekagayaku:
:iconmonicakohai::iconamber-sky::iconkemmasandi:
:iconblackwind211::iconnerdicwriter::iconlordsecond::iconinfernalfeather::iconlightning027::iconazureinfinity::iconichini2546:
:iconsora-shintaro: :iconxphire906:

And of course, artists that inspire me to
get better (that I don't know personally)~
:iconzell-k::icontyshea::iconai-bee::iconpugletz::icondctb:
:iconmildewed-meccamptech::iconpettyartist::iconcocoaferret::iconmakani:













































































Interests

What lineup would you like to see first? 

35%
6 deviants said royal guard
24%
4 deviants said captain commanders (there's 5)
18%
3 deviants said kenpachis
12%
2 deviants said 7th div catains (6)
6%
1 deviant said 4th div captains (6)
6%
1 deviant said 8th div captains (3)
0%
No deviants said 2nd div captains (7 peeps)
0%
No deviants said 3rd div captains (6)
0%
No deviants said 5th div captains (4)
0%
No deviants said 6th div captains (5)

Critiques


Ookay, here we go~ As I said, I love Ren, and I'm probably not going to find much wrong here XD General info: Everything looks good here, it's always refreshing to see unseated OCs, since everyone seems to think gaining a seat is incredibly easy right out of the academy~ Again, I love the pairing, a...


Okkaaay here we go.. I don't think I'll find much to crit though~ General info: haha, the nicknames~ And he's a youngin too Anyway, all good and relevant. Appearance is well written, though I usually advise against using words like 'handsome' when describing your own OCs. The rest is really good, an...

Official Pairings!





I love making pairings~ Ask me to RP sometime!

Official Pairings!
:bulletred: Jo Morelli x Eliot Rios

:bulletred: Matt Alder x Cory Barton (both belong to markerart)

:bulletred: Davi Brose x Ysabel Osario

:bulletred: Layla Vital x Sauria (Sauria belongs to dragonofthesand)

:bulletred: Fuu Hattori x Katsumi Fujimoto (Sauria belongs to dragonofthesand)

:bulletred: Rae Morelli x Juno Edwards (Juno belongs to XBrokenRiversX)

:bulletred: Åke Stevensson x Rei Sasaki (Rei belongs to XBrokenRiversX)

:bulletred: Shinichi Oda x Tsubasa Kuchiki (Tsubasa belongs to Xerevantes)

:bulletred: Cosima Oda x Gina Mori (Gina belongs to Mama-Moose)

:bulletred: Lana Mahi'ai x Kame Mori (Kame belongs to Mama-Moose)

:bulletred: Scott Kings x Yanmei Ruon (Yanmei belongs to Merc-Wit-da-Mouth)

:bulletred: Katherina Maki x Reaver Strurmgeiru (Reaver belongs to Crimson-Agony)

:bulletred: Des Salazar x Kaminari (Kaminari belongs to Crimson-Agony)

:bulletred: Grant Rostov x Kotone Yamanote (Kotone belongs to KirasDarkLight)

:bulletred: Hayashihara Aiko x Tetsutenki Daisuke (Daisuke belongs to Xphire906)

:bulletred: Yolotli Tenoch x Koji Matsuoka (Koji belongs to Merc-Wit-da-Mouth)

Pairs in the works!

:bulletblue: Reuben Rockwell x Mai Kimura (Mai belongs to Mama-Moose)

:bulletblue: Merek Faucon II x Celia Muzai (Celia belongs to Chicky--poo)



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