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JoxEliot! Just look at those cuties~

Bleach characters

Here's a list of my characters for my Bleach AU!

:bulletblack: Gotei 10

:bulletblack:No squad
Jo Morelli
Matt Alder

:bulletblack: 1st Division
Captain Hattori Fuu
Captain Regan
Lieutenant Oda Seiichi
3rd Seat Rani Tsetsen
Unseated Cosima Oda
Former Captain Sir Merek

:bulletblack: 2nd Division
Captain Tachibana Jun
Captain Altajin
Lieutenant Hayashihara Aiko
Lieutenant Tetsutenki Daisuke
3rd Seat Dar Hmida
7th Seat Isonash
14th Seat Cory Barton
18th Seat Yoshida Hiro

:bulletblack: 3rd Division
Captain Layla Vital
Lieutenant Reuben Rockwell
Lieutenant Marlen Adams
5th Seat Chris Perri
6th Seat Ryoji Van
9th Seat Mizumizushii Kaminira
11th Seat Chesa Tsetsen
12th Seat Shiro Perri
Unseated Oda Shinichi

:bulletblack: 4th Division
Captain Grant Rostov
Captain Victoria Faulkner
Lieutenant Risten
3rd Seat Akar Tsetsen
4th Seat Camilia Danaiv
10th Seat Ketu Tsetsen
15th Seat Tara Tsetsen

:bulletblack: 5th Division
Captain Tasunka Sota
Captain Shawna Kings
Lieutenant Lana Mahi'ai
Lieutenant Constin Serban
4th Seat Daniel Raine
8th Seat Dohna Tsetsen

:bulletblack: 6th Division
Captain Clio Erganes
Captain Merek the 2nd
Lieutenant Sauria Tsalagi
3rd Seat Meiga
4th Seat Annabelle Perri
5th Seat Klara Yevtukh
6th Seat Senge Tsetsen

:bulletblack: 7th Division
Captain Yolotli Tenoch
Captain Song Li
Lieutenant Scott Kings
Lieutenant Zhao Xiang
3rd Seat Aurelia Morelli
5th Seat Gina Mori
6th Seat Kame Mori
19th Seat Ben Crow
20th Seat Kona Tsetsen

:bulletblack: 8th Division
Captain Lise Rockwell
Captain Nitin Ruto
Lieutenant Pieter Wait
Lieutenant Consuela Valdez
6th Seat Nkosi Mubarak
7th Seat Åke Stevensson
9th Seat Tenzin Tsetsen

:bulletblack: 9th Division
Captain Kelzang Dorje
Captain Cesyl Abrogar
Lieutenant Kato Tsetsen
Lieutenant Craig MacAslan
3rd Seat Fionna MacAslan
10th Seat Indira Tsetsen

:bulletblack: Kido Corps
Grand Chief Eliot Rios
Vice Chief Mu
Former Grand Chief Jeon Don

:bulletblack: L Division
Senior Member Sosh Rostov
Senior Member Yoh Chang
Senior Member Tatum Silva
Senior Member Jeon Don
Junior Member Samantha Roscoe

:bulletblack: Unaffiliated
The Prion

:bulletblack: Zodiac Visored
Davi Brose (Dragon)
Carlen Phung (Tiger)
Vanida Dugas (Monkey)
Dominick Ellis (Rabbit)
Joanna Healy (Dog)
Ray Liefsson (Snake)
Tia Lasby (Rat)
Elton Nicoli (Ram)
Lilah Hara (Horse)
Bryce Adessi (Rooster)
DJ Madulin (Ox)
Garret Hana (Boar)
Katherina Maki (Cat)

:bulletblack: No Team
Fullbringer Aysel Demirci
Visored Dominick White
Arrancar Sheva
Arrancar Des Salazar

Oda Clan
Tachibana Clan
Kings Family
Silva Family

:bulletblack: Organizations
Visored 2.0
Saisho no Gādian

:bulletblack: Species


For others:
:bulletblack: knightblood Older Knight, fullbody (finished)
:bulletblack: InkieRose KenshinxHikari, intimate (finished)
:bulletblack: Crimson-Agony Hayata ref sheet (Finished)
:bulletblack: dragonofthesand timeskip Sauria ref sheet (inking)
:bulletblack: knightblood Gift commission (not started)
:bulletblack: MamaMoose AT (restarted)
:bulletblack: Merc-Wit-da-Mouth Markos, fullbody shikai (not started)
:bulletblack: Tekken vs Fuu sketch (not started)
:bulletblack: Nemesis vs Jo comic (sketching)
:bulletblack: Headshot requests (need scanner)
:bulletblack: Headshots for River (sketching)
:bulletblack: Battle High lyriccomic (thumbing)

:bulletblack: ranger shinigami (2/6)
:bulletblack: Sealed Zanpakuto refs (need non-katanas)
:bulletblack: Shikai refs
:bulletblack: Bankai refs
:bulletblack: Fullbody refs v
:bulletblack: Nude refs ^
:bulletblack: Division portraits
:bulletblack: headshots (2/?)
:bulletblack: mini bios, captains (13/20)
:bulletblack: mini bios, lieutenants (5/20)
:bulletblack: mini bios, side characters (*jumps off cliff*)
:bulletblack: Soundtracks
:bulletblack: Wiki pages




Big Bang updizzles

Journal Entry: Sat Jul 5, 2014, 1:26 PM
terminallyCalamitous [TC] began pestering DeviantART [DA] at 12:54

Okay so just so you know writing OCs and worldbuilding is going full steam ahead. If you keep track of my Wiki account you'll see I'm posting and editing bios periodically- I only post finished things here~

I'm also getting into the grit of worldbuilding for Sector Grey. I'm really excited about this project and I hope you guys like it- I can always make another account if need be. 

Speaking of original stories, I've also been playing around with my survivors, the five women and the zombie story. I feel like that has the potential to be pretty powerful, so I'm going to play more with it.

Also, for the sake of my own sanity and deflection purposes, the girl I'm dating will be referred to as That Girl from now on. Ye that's that. How are you all tonight?


Had to get that other journal down cause it's bogging my page up, loading-time wise. 

Just a little update... I've got 4 jobs now (hah yeeyy) buuut I've also developed crazy insomnia so I've been really productive on the drawing front. It helps that one of my jobs is easy enough for me to draw traditionally while I'm at work~ So I'll be posting as much as possible

And I've been working on my Wiki pages for the OCs and concepts and stuff, so if you want to take a look just let me know. 

I'm focusing now on doing fullbodies for my lieutenants and finalizing the designs for my Espada. If you have an arrancar OC in my AU, when I post them you can tell me who you want your OC to be a fraccion of.

Speaking of that, if you have an OC in my AU and haven't given me even a short profile yet, please hurry uppppppp, or talk to me about it... or I probably won't use them. Sorry :/ ain't got time to wait around!

Also also, I'm really slow to reply to messages... I have like 400 comments and deviations to go through, and I'm more focused on posting atm so... I'll get to it. Eventually. 

How are you all doing?


Drunk homosexual
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States


Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States

Your name is JORDAN. You are currently running on nothing but
COFFEE and SARCASM because you don't know how to cook or
sleep by yourself. You have a variety of INTERESTS, so many,
in fact, that it is difficult to keep track of them.
You have a passion for SCIENCE, competition and CRUSHING THE HOPES AND
California activities such as SURFING and BEING BLONDE. You partake in the
art of RUINING NICE PHOTOS by making dumb and/or unattractive faces.
And, you happen to look quite DASHING in a TOP HAT and a MOUSTACHE.

What will you do?


Welcome to my page~ Here you'll find that I am obsessed
with making OCs and stories. At the moment, my main focus
is my Bleach AU called The Big Bang.

Though I do have several other fandoms that
I draw for, including ATLA, Homestuck, Halo, Pokemon, and Naruto (rarely)

I also have several original stories in the works, which
you can read about here: [link]

And I have a joint account just for Homestuck! Seen here- Nerdstuck

And of course, deviantart has let me meet some pretty awesome people!

:iconsora-shintaro: :iconxphire906:

And of course, artists that inspire me to
get better (that I don't know personally)~


Okay so 1) sorry for being inactive I just got... like even busier than I was haha and 2) also sorry not sorry buuut 

3 deviants said I'm revisiting my old Pokemon story
3 deviants said hope you enjoy.. whoever hasn't gotten sick of my inactivity XD
2 deviants said Got an idea for a protag that wouldn't leave me alone and so guess what I'm gonna draw her and other stuff and the region
1 deviant said I need a mini break from Bleach anyway to sort some stuff out so yeah!


Ookay, here we go~ As I said, I love Ren, and I'm probably not going to find much wrong here XD General info: Everything looks good here, it's always refreshing to see unseated OCs, since everyone seems to think gaining a seat is incredibly easy right out of the academy~ Again, I love the pairing, a...

Okkaaay here we go.. I don't think I'll find much to crit though~ General info: haha, the nicknames~ And he's a youngin too Anyway, all good and relevant. Appearance is well written, though I usually advise against using words like 'handsome' when describing your own OCs. The rest is really good, an...

Official Pairings!

I love making pairings~ Ask me to RP sometime!

Official Pairings!
:bulletred: Jo Morelli x Eliot Rios

:bulletred: Matt Alder x Cory Barton (both belong to markerart)

:bulletred: Davi Brose x Ysabel Osario

:bulletred: Layla Vital x Sauria (Sauria belongs to dragonofthesand)

:bulletred: Fuu Hattori x Katsumi Fujimoto (Sauria belongs to dragonofthesand)

:bulletred: Rae Morelli x Juno Edwards (Juno belongs to XBrokenRiversX)

:bulletred: Åke Stevensson x Rei Sasaki (Rei belongs to XBrokenRiversX)

:bulletred: Shinichi Oda x Tsubasa Kuchiki (Tsubasa belongs to Xerevantes)

:bulletred: Cosima Oda x Gina Mori (Gina belongs to Mama-Moose)

:bulletred: Lana Mahi'ai x Kame Mori (Kame belongs to Mama-Moose)

:bulletred: Scott Kings x Yanmei Ruon (Yanmei belongs to Merc-Wit-da-Mouth)

:bulletred: Katherina Maki x Reaver Strurmgeiru (Reaver belongs to Crimson-Agony)

:bulletred: Des Salazar x Kaminari (Kaminari belongs to Crimson-Agony)

:bulletred: Grant Rostov x Kotone Yamanote (Kotone belongs to KirasDarkLight)

:bulletred: Hayashihara Aiko x Tetsutenki Daisuke (Daisuke belongs to Xphire906)

Pairs in the works!

:bulletblue: Reuben Rockwell x Mai Kimura (Mai belongs to Mama-Moose)

:bulletblue: Yolotli Tenoch x Koji Matsuoka (Koji belongs to Merc-Wit-da-Mouth)

:bulletblue: Merek Faucon II x Celia Muzai (Celia belongs to ThatJewelChick)


These are canon pairings I support! If you don't like them, I don't really care, and please respect my OTPs.

:heart: Yoruichi Shihoin x Soi Fon (Bleach) :heart:

:heart: Rose Lalonde x Kanaya Maryam (Homestuck)

:heart: Roxy Lalonde x Calliope (Homestuck)

:heart: Sokka x Suki (ATLA)

:heart: Korra x Asami Sato (Legend of Korra)

:heart: Cosima Neihaus x Delphine Comier (Orphan Black)

:heart: Naruto Uzamaki x Sakura Haruno (Naruto)

:heart: Utena Tenjou x Anthy Himemiya (Utena)

:heart: Riza Hawkeye x Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)

:heart: Winry Rockabell x Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

:heart: Marceline x Princess Bubblegum (Adventure Time)

:heart: Brittany Pierce x Santana Lopez (Glee)

:heart: Gabrielle x Xena (Xena)

:heart: Daenerys Targaryen x Khal Drogo (STILL NOT OVER IT)

I also have several NOtps, so please do not ask me to draw or support them. I will laugh at you.

:bulletblack: Makorra, AmonKorra (LoK)
:bulletblack: GrimmSoi (horrible pair, nothing good about it), SoiGgio, (even worse), YoruxIchigo (Bleach)
:bulletblack: Pretty much every other Soi Fon ship
:bulletblack: Eliccest, EdxRoy (Fullmetal Alchemist)
:bulletblack: Finchel, Bram (Glee)
:bulletblack: SarahxPaul (Orphan Black)
:bulletblack: SasuSaku (Naruto)
:bulletblack: Kanaya<3Karkat, Dersecest (Homestuck)


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Commissions are closed because I have lost control of my life!

Might do an art trade if you ask nicely~
I do gifts for friends and designs I like only... so no bitching

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BladeKat Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014  Student Digital Artist
WTF I wasn't already watching you?! How did that happen... :iconyaomingfaceplz:
Strider-of-Twilight Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Student Writer
Ty for the watch!
snakes-on-a-plane Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
no problem~ Gotta start following more people with their own Goteis haha
Z-Angaros Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
So... I totally commish'd somebody to draw a fun pic of my Kurgan with your Sosh... Bc I wanted to see what they look like together (in a "hey buddy, nice to meet cha" way, not a "hey baby, how you doin." Way ;P ) I'll note ya te pick once it's finished :)
snakes-on-a-plane Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
haha alright, I'll never be mad about someone getting a commission of my OCs haha. What does he look like, anyway? 
Z-Angaros Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yay :P well here is the sketch I got it still needs color but that's my kurgan (he's first name is Ayzel but he hates it so he goes by his last name). Only thing he's missing is his glasses and scar on his lip :)
snakes-on-a-plane Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
ooooh I love that artist!
Man you're awesome XD
I do really like how he looks, they have a fun dynamic. What is he like? Sosh is really easy to get along with anyway haha
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Skeletonny Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
REQUEST :: Layla by SkeletonnyEeeh, shnakes, I finished yer picture, see? I hope ya like it.
you might want to read that with a 1940's gangster voice for it to make sense...
hollowtiger Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Heya just droppin this off, finally got Aoiro's bio done. Don't mind the history that much, it'll be changed to what you need it to be.… Tell me if you have any problems.
Betneybob Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014
Hey, I was wondering if you'd like to rp or something sometime? I've actually wanted to ask for a while now but I keep going shy. ^^;

Also, while  I was scrolling down to this commenty bit I noticed that on your oc pairing list on the Fuu and Katsumi bit you've wrote next to it who Sauria belongs to instead of Katsumi. I know they're by the same person but I thought I'd let you know. ^^;
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